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Shane Soldinger
 
August 13, 2015 | Shane Soldinger

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My money's in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, I'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. Then I'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. She gonna tell me too. Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you, motherfucker. You listen: we go in there, and that nigga Winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. You understand?

Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.

Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb.

 

Time Posted: Aug 13, 2015 at 1:30 PM
Shane Soldinger
 
August 13, 2015 | Shane Soldinger

Sample Entry One

Secondary fermentation degrees plato units of bitterness, cask conditioned ale ibu real ale pint glass craft beer. krausen goblet grainy ibu brewhouse lagering finishing hops. Trappist, black malt chocolate malt balthazar gravity dextrin saccharification trappist final gravity. Aau scotch ale, adjunct. hops bung infusion, cask conditioning pitching malt extract.

Secondary fermentation degrees plato units of bitterness, cask conditioned ale ibu real ale pint glass craft beer. krausen goblet grainy ibu brewhouse lagering finishing hops. Trappist, black malt chocolate malt balthazar gravity dextrin saccharification trappist final gravity. Aau scotch ale, adjunct. hops bung infusion, cask conditioning pitching malt extract.

Time Posted: Aug 13, 2015 at 1:26 PM